On merdeka day itself, I had a little outing with a friend of mine, yes, I know how patriotic of me. So anyway, this has got nothing to do with our little trip. After dropping her off, I took my usual route home. If you live in klang, then you might have an idea of where I’m talking about, if not, then well, just picture this narrow 2 lane road that is practically the only way in and out of klang(where I live).
As I was on the old bridge(the one close to MPK), I had this Avanza driven by a lady in her late 30’s come really close up my backside. This was like what, 6ish- so there was a significant amount of traffic building up. In front me was a tiny little kancil going at 60 if my memory serves me right, and I was in no rush to get home anyways. Plus, traffic was heavy like I said earlier. Here comes this old hag, tailing my ass and…honks me. SHE FUCKING HONKS ME. At this point, I’m tired, and I have no intention of moving over, yes I was on the right lane, but like I said, I was not holding up traffic. The dude in front me was. I keep my distance and block her out.
The next time I look up, she’s still at it and has the balls to tell me to move over!. Rigggght. Now I’m pissed. I leave the poor lil kancil to his thing, and I tap my brakes repeatedly to just fuck her over. I sucessfully tick her off but she keeps coming back for more. With added noise. Pffft. Woman just doesn’t learn her lesson.
Hmmm, what do I do eh? Simple, drop my speed down to 20. No, I’m not joking. I did just that. Anytime she attempted to skip to the left lane to overtake me I’d be one step ahead and cut her off. God I had such a good time. I know for a fact that the kancil driver was enjoying it because I was dealing with her and I saw him look up quite often. LOL.
The arguement of her not knowing that the kancil in front of me was the cause of the bottleneck cannot be used here because she’s driving an Avanza, a rather high car if you are familiar with it. After a while, she got tired of it and exited via a separate road. Moral of the story: practise a little patience when driving or you may get more than what you bargained for. Happy monday people.