this is an advertisement for a car that we need on the 30th of april. we are willing to pay for the amount of fuel consumed by your old jalopy as well as driving to and fro so that you, the owner, can drink and entertain us with your intoxicated behaviour. if there are no kind souls out there who would like a free ride to club with the king of house, roger sanchez himself, then we are fully willing to extend our gratitude by covering your entrance fee. yes, we are in dire need of a vehicle. owner of said car has to reside in klang or in the nearby vicinity for convinience sake. this offer will expire on the 25th of april 2005.